Let´s get one thing straight. Jade Hsu has perfect feet. I´ve ssen tons of terrific tootsies in my day. But Jade´s are holy grail. Roller coaster arches, silk soles, lollipop toes, tinted slightly pink when they´re fresh out of shoes. Boy oh. Problem is, girl´s a whackadoo. I mean, her ADD has ADD. But waht the fuck are you going to do, right?